I don't know if you've figured out yet my darkest secret from reading this blog, so I thought I'd just confess and get it over with...I AM A PRANKSTER. There, I said it...my conscience feels freer already. Whew, what a WEIGHT lifted off my shoulders. LOLWith April Fool's Day just around the corner, I thought I'd give y'all fair warning...if you are in MY vicinity, you could get punked, pranked, or fooled...I celebrate AFD with the vigor of the Pope on Christmas! It IS almost a spiritual holiday for me. I love to prank and I love to be pranked, keeping in mind laughter/humor is the best medicine for all of us.
Some of my best pranks have been pulled on close friends (warning! If I still HAVE any close friends, that is)...there's been Kool Aid in the shower head (makes a nice stream of color for that first shower of the morning), Saran Wrap on the toilet bowl (this works best for men...the urine flies), fake puke/cat crap/spilled drinks on the carpet (I have to say my MOTHER did NOT find this one funny...who knew?!?), calls from local radio stations, short-sheeted beds, visits from police officers (yes, off duty officers WILL pay your friends a visit if you are friends with the officer!), letters from area hospitals written on official stationery letting the recipient know when their "Optrectomy" surgical date is (that would be a...ah...delicate surgery that severs the optic nerve connected to the rectum in hopes of improving one's sh!++y outlook on life...argh argh), the old standby WHOOPIE CUSHION, and so on.
I've got a few things planned this year, too...but I can't disclose the information lest I tip off the unsuspecting recipients of my prankish ways. Suffice it to say, no animals or people will be injured in the making of said pranks...and hopefully everyone involved will get just as big a laugh as I will. So, in the words of Friday Addams, from the TV Sitcom, "The Addams Family": "BE AFRAID...BE VERY AFRAID!"
Off now to synchronize my watch to the stroke of midnight on March 31st...Moohahaha...
6 comments:
You are good if you can pull a prank in the blogosphere. Thanks for the warning, I will be more alert on Aril 1st.
PIFFLE!
wish i were closer as i love pranks as well, i reckon i like being the victim just as much as the prankster - maybe i'm weird like that!!!
Shoot! It's my birthday and I'm to catch a plane for Indiana. I would have loved to be around to fool you! Enjoy your special day tomorrow!
Regarding AFD - I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!
I will certainly tune you in first thing tomorrow morning to see what you have created for us! It is already April Fool's Day here-it is snowing! AGAIN.....
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