Friendship Poem (sap-free)
When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot REVENGE against the scum-sucking beauch who made you sad. (!!!)
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got (CENSORED) "some".
When you are scared, I will dog you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb (CENSORED) "arse".
When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy (CENSORED) "arse".
This is my oath I pledge til the end. "Why?", you may ask.
BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND.