Monday, August 06, 2007

May She Rest In Peace (Or Pieces)...

Well, it finally happened...my dearly beloved HP Printer bit the dust. I was in the process of printing some very important page of crap (I'm certain of it), when my dear girl grunted and ground herself to a halt. I had to pause for a moment of silence. LOL

I'm sure many of you who have followed my CHEAP printer woes are thinking, "Oh no! Now what will BRAINCHEESE do? She is obviously too cheap to purchase another and I fear her days of printing fake ID's might be over."
After a ceremonious unplugging of the old faithful HP, I have just installed the NEW HP PRINTER:
I really haven't had time to play with all the bells and whistles it comes with...I've been too deep in mourning over the OLD one! But I think I saw somewhere in the owner's guide (as I was flipping through it trying to figure out how to plug the darned thing in!) that the NEW HP Printer "might" do my dishes...or at the very least, vacuum. I don't know...I just thought I read that somewhere...LOL

I'm going to go lie down soon for bed and close my eyes...and when I wake up in the morning, I am hoping the NEW girl has turned herself on and completely cleaned my house. I don't think that's too much to ask for, do you?!?...

6 comments:

Have myelin? said...

'bout time you gave in a bought a real WOMAN! LOL.

mdmhvonpa said...

Remember: The more you spend on the printer ... the sooner it will break.

Miss Chris said...

Yea! The new printer! I'm no techie either so good luck figuring out all those bells and whistles.

BRAINCHEESE said...

HAVE MYELIN:

But the other "woman" was such a good work horse!

LD

BRAINCHEESE said...

MDMHVONPA:

Ain't THAT the truth?!? But have no fear...remember, I am cheap! (But not free...regardless what the bathroom wall says!) LOL

LD

BRAINCHEESE said...

MISS CHRIS:

So far, I've printed one thing...it scares me! LOL

LD