That's the official diagnosis anyway...I am suffering from Blogstipation. This somewhat serious and hopefully not chronic condition has occurred because of a lack of proper compelling substance in my life currently...AKA, quality fiber of life. Symptomology presents itself subtly...first signs of Blogstipation are noted when great effort is needed to push out a post. One may experience a fullness in their head, compounded by mental lethargy. Bloating of the mind eventually sets in, creating an inability to conjugate verbs, spell simple words, or formulate cohesive sentences. Pained writing of blog posts may be signs Blogstipation has become acute and immediate attention to the substance of one's life should be examined.
Blogstipation should not be ignored. It can be a sign of more serious illness, such as lack of meaning in one's life. There are several over the counter remedies to assist with Blogstipation, such as finding interesting topics via news feeds, reading the local paper, and discussing politics with friends. But these are only temporary fixes for this disabling disease. It is believed ultimately the best and most lasting remedy for Blogstipation is to get a life.
If you also suffer from Blogstipation, know that you are not alone. An online support group will be forming on a webpage near you...
(And if this post wasn't enough "potty" humor for you, click on this link to see what other local Seattle bathroom humor happened today!)
12 comments:
I just want to know where you get these pictures. You have Mitchell cracking up. Talk about making his morning.
Sharon
Not quite sure which is worse ... Blogstipation or Blogarrhea ... I get the latter ... A LOT. Friggen unstoppable at times. EXPLOSIVE EVEN!
I guess I sorta have blogstipation as well . . . nothing exciting to report, just work, sleep, eat, work, you know the cycle . . . hence why me dad got today's post
I like the term Blogstipation because it sounds better than what usually keeps me from posting. Laziness. Or just being boring. On a side note, you do get the best pics for your posts.
She does get the best pictures. I use google images but I think she goes past page one. LOL.
SHARON:
Ah...ancient Chinese secret! No seriously, I steal them off the Inernet like everyone else...then, I take them to my super secret photo shop and "doctor" them for what I want. I may be breaking practically every Copyright law in the land...
LD
MDMHVONPA:
Either way...Blogstipation or Blogarrhea...they both cause severe brain cramping!
LD
SARA:
Hang in there...maybe you'll be lucky enough to "relieve" yourself soon with an awesome post!! I know you have it in you...LOL
LD
MISS CHRIS:
Aw, shucks...truth be known (and probably obvious!), I tend to spend more time finding and altering pictures for these posts than the actual writing. Yes, it does show...LOL
LD
HAVE MYELIN:
Photoshop is a wonderful friend...
LD
Now that would make for a strange day...finding a giant commode on the streets. Funny post Ms. Cheese. Great pics.
BUBBIE:
I imagine it was a great change from the usual crime scene around here!
LD
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