I like to time my important relapses to coincide with holidays, awareness weeks/months, and important political issues. It's only fitting that MS Awareness Week should fall right when I am in the middle of MS wrangling myself. I've decided the most constructive thing I can think to do (beside lie in wait for potential steroid psychosis) this week is to throw my name in the hat and run for MS AWARENESS WEEK POSTER CHILD OF THE YEAR.This is a highly NOT coveted award...much like being named A$$ Hole Of The Year...so I doubt there will be many of you who put your name on the ballot. That said, the least you could do is vote for me! I'm guessing by the 4th dose of IV Soly, I'll be tearing up my bedsheets with my teeth to create my sash and working on my acceptance speech...which will most likely only contain less than ten usable words after deleting the majority of swear words from the transcript...
6 comments:
Friggin hilarious! I want to be A** Hole Of The Year! I thought I had that title for sure...
You've got my vote!!!
You can come to my Facebook page, where I've been hawking it all week.....Can't wait 'til you're on day 5...
I'll vote for you too.
you always make me laugh and I really need one this morning.
Oh What the heck, I'll cast my vote for you too! You certainly deserve it. But to me a favor, will you? Keep the swear words in your acceptance speech!
Thanks for the entertaining entry. Best smile of MS Awareness week!
Caregivingly Yours, Patrick
http://caregivinglyyours.blogspot.com/
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