As the sleet continues to fall in tiny sand-sized pellets outside my window and I am FORCED to once again BLAST the electric heaters just to keep from breaking off my teeth in constant chatter, I am reminded it is mid April in Seattle. It is now 34 degrees outside. I live in an elevation 500 feet above sea level and we are expecting SNOW in the hood. This can't be happening...I am in some strange time warp. Just this weekend the temperature rose to 80 degrees...I was sweating in a T-shirt. The Ground Hog saw his shadow, but that WAS over six weeks ago. Why God, WHY?!?
Remember...you heard it FIRST here on CHEESE: IT IS COLDER THAN A WELL-DIGGER'S A$$ OUTSIDE!