Take my sister-separated-at-birth BLINDBEARD, for instance. Most people don't know this, but we are twins. She's the thinner, cuter, funnier one, but I don't hold that against her (much). I'M the one however, that our mother chose to KEEP of the two...because I was more DESERVING of living a life destined to unfold in a dysfunctional, trailer-trash family!
I cruised over to her blog this morning (note the link in the last paragraph) and discovered she had been pining for a Blogger Award. Who knew? I always had assumed she was the more outspoken of the two because she was taught Hooked On Phonics and I learned to read off bathroom walls. Come to find out, SHE'S the shy one!
Well, anyway...I just couldn't resist her line in today's blog post which said, "I want to win some blogger awards! Even if they are, 'Most Manure Spewed Forth By A Moron' or something like that." So, without further ado, I award Madam BLINDBEARD with this coveted blogger award:
Yes...for cuttin' through the crap and giving new meaning to the word HUMOR, you are hereby bequeathed your VERY OWN Blogger award that can be used by no one else...mainly, because it has YOUR blog name plastered on it. But I'm sure with a little white out (if you'd stop sniffing the white out for five minutes and use it as was meant to be used...to paint fingernails!), you could probably pass this award around to other bloggers.
And now, my work here is finished...good night.