Saturday, August 23, 2008

Give That Woman An Award!...

Just pitiful...the level "some people" will go to when they run out of IMPORTANT things to say.

Take my sister-separated-at-birth BLINDBEARD, for instance. Most people don't know this, but we are twins. She's the thinner, cuter, funnier one, but I don't hold that against her (much). I'M the one however, that our mother chose to KEEP of the two...because I was more DESERVING of living a life destined to unfold in a dysfunctional, trailer-trash family!


I cruised over to her blog this morning (note the link in the last paragraph) and discovered she had been pining for a Blogger Award. Who knew? I always had assumed she was the more outspoken of the two because she was taught Hooked On Phonics and I learned to read off bathroom walls. Come to find out, SHE'S the shy one!


Well, anyway...I just couldn't resist her line in today's blog post which said, "I want to win some blogger awards! Even if they are, 'Most Manure Spewed Forth By A Moron' or something like that." So, without further ado, I award Madam BLINDBEARD with this coveted blogger award:


Yes...for cuttin' through the crap and giving new meaning to the word HUMOR, you are hereby bequeathed your VERY OWN Blogger award that can be used by no one else...mainly, because it has YOUR blog name plastered on it. But I'm sure with a little white out (if you'd stop sniffing the white out for five minutes and use it as was meant to be used...to paint fingernails!), you could probably pass this award around to other bloggers.
And now, my work here is finished...good night.

7 comments:

TickledPink said...

Soooooo...

Just a long shot here, but the ultimate reason for this crap-cutting award might not have anything to do with the title of her blog's Friday entry being "Brain-Cheese, How Do I Love Thee?" would it?

LOL

Your award graphic is disturbing. I think you just wanted to find a use for the poo.

I come here for the sheets and giggles anyhow, so the poo was a nice touch. Keepin' it real.

LISA EMRICH said...

oooh... stinky, but so well deserved!!

Congrats Blindbeard

Steve said...

Your awards are very prestigious. I'm sure shell be tickled!

Denver Refashionista said...

I knew you two were related.

Congrats Blindbeard for winning this much coveted award. I would have made you one but as I stated on your blog, I'm not that tech savy.

Weeble Girl said...

Just wanted to let you know that you never cease to amaze me. Your cyber graphics knowledge does appear to be extensive.

Maybe you could write a post explaining to the rest of us Luddites how you manage to create such wonderful and disturbing images...

Weebs
PS: I look forward to what you find out about Tysabri as I seem to be heading in that direction now.

Blindbeard said...

I'm sorry, but I was so flattered that I didn't think to comment. I was too busy going around town with my head up and chest thrust out to show my pride! I am going to reprint my award on my blog and may even print it out to wear pinned to my chest. You have made all my dreams come true; I can now die happy.

Blindbeard said...

I forgot to add that I wish I had learned to read off bathroom walls, they being the voice of the people. Sometimes I want to scratch on there, "For a clean house and hot meals call Blindbeard 1-800-the-gimp."