Thursday, May 14, 2009


Today was one of those days that I wished I would not have left the safety of the bunker I call my bed...but I did. I reported for work this morning, in pain, which only intensified throughout the day. I grimaced a one, but me seemed to mind...or perhaps they couldn't tell the difference from my "normal" scowling face? I felt little comfort in my usual routine and I found myself questioning why I do the type of work I do? It can be so thankless and, on days like today, so seemingly purposeless.

I've decided in my NEXT career, I want to drive this:That's right...The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Now there's a job with a purpose...and people are happy and thankful to see you because they KNOW they're gonna get a free wiener...


Webster said...

...then everyone would fall in love with me-e-e-e." Oh yeah.

I'm sorry you're still hurting, and I'm sorry that it is hanging like a dark cloud over your life. MS Sucks.

Damn, that's one fucknoramous weiner! Just look at it! You can't help but smile.

Shauna said...

I've been offered plenty of free weiners in my life. I politely decline.


Blindbeard said...

Love the car but I DO NOT want any wieners free or otherwise. I also love Red Lobster's Lobster Mobile. I drive a boring car and envy those with such stylish cars.

Lazy Julie said...

I actually saw the wienermobile live once, driving down the city streets, when I first moved to Boston. It was a running joke in my marriage since I screamed, "Look at the weiner! Look at the weiner." In my divorce, I got custody of the wienermobile Christmas ornament that the kids love. You press a button and it plays the Oscar Mayer Weiner jingle.
I would love that job, too.

Herrad said...


Blimey think would try escaping if I saw this car coming down the road.

Hope you are doing well and having a great weekend.