Sunday, January 25, 2009

Because "god" Hates Me...

...I now have to be at work at 8:00AM this week! Surely the fires of hell would be a more suitable punishment...

So much for remaining "JOYOUS"...I am NOT a morning person. I am a sunset gal...a night owl! Now, I will be forced to eat before noon AND convert my usual communion with the porcelain god from early afternoon to *run-to-the-potty-before-I-crap-myself* by 10:00AM (Hey! Irritable Bowel Syndrome is a REAL disorder people!).

This is going to call for extreme action. Like caffeine overdose and a whole lot of hiding under my desk. Sometimes, I am simply not meant for human consumption...at least not before noon...

10 comments:

Webster said...

You have to FUNCTION at EIGHT A.M.??? What could possibly be a good enough reason for such a cruel and unusual punishment? And it's going to be ICY in the morning to add to your misery.
I so feel your pain.

Spaz Attack said...

Hey Cheese It

You so funny you make me ... oh shoot, just crapped all over

Sara said...

you can do it!

harkoo said...

I understand as I only wake up by the time of the evening news. Always worked the evening shift as a nurse...best of luck to you!

harkoo said...

I understand as I only wake up by the time of the evening news. Always worked the evening shift as a nurse...best of luck to you!

Blindbeard said...

I am such a morning person that I don't function after 9 pm. I'm jealous of those who can stay up late; I feel like I miss out on so much going to bed so early. My sister has IBS too and I agree, it is a real disorder. She can't eat anything without having to run to the WC right after.

mdmhvonpa said...

Remember, caffeine is a diuretic ...

Jen said...

My deepest sympathies (from one sunset gal to another...)

One more thing-- because I can never shut up--- that I sympathize with is the disruption of the "bathroom" schedule. I don't have irritable bowel but simply damage to my sphincter muscles from the MS. Constipation that volleys back and forth with urgency (which usually wins.)Hence the fear of being out somewhere without a toilet after consuming my daily coffee. I hate people rushing me out of the house earlier and I remind them that I like to sha-doobie at home before the daily nonsense can begin..

Too much info? Well probably! Good morning, Braincheese....

Denver Refashionista said...

I realized today that lately the only thing I really hate about my job is getting up at 5:30 a.m. I am not sure what do with free time but I sure could use a slightly later start time.

have myelin said...

Sleep in.