...it no longer recognizes my underarms! (Agnosia - neurological disorder resulting in the inability to recognize objects, shapes, sounds, smells, etc.)Yeah, so it's been a few days since I *cleaned up*...whatever. I've been ill. But hope is on the horizon...my loverly ARNP started me on a course of prophylactic antibiotics (not the condom kind) today and I am going to try to go back into work Tuesday. We both decided "whatever" type of influenza I have been wrestling with isn't important...what's important is that I RECOVER.
Between the antibiotics, prednisone (for lung inflammation), and an albuterol inhaler, no one should even notice I'm still croaking like a frog and look like hammered sh!+. But hey, my UNDERARMS do smell better...
**I also suffer from agnosia...I don't even recognize that is NOT me in that picture**
I sure hope you feel better soon. This has been going on for far too long. I hope that whatever your ARNP gave you does the trick. Oh, and a nice warm bath should help make you feel better too, followed by a Hot Cup of TEA - Peppermint perhaps?
ReplyDeleteSadly, my little sister's deodorant failed yesterday while we were moving some heavy things and I thought I was gonna pass out. Talk about a sweaty, greasy, onion factory smell! I don't care to smell that again. Sorry, I got lost in one detail of your post and had to comment about something NO ONE wants to know.
ReplyDeleteI have to change deodorants every so often. It's like my body realizes that I'm trying to tamp down the stench and becomes immune to the stuff!
ReplyDeleteI hope you get better real soon!
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Funny, but that's how I always pictured you.....applying deodorant...not the blonde hair though.
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Oh, that isn't you.LOL I hope the antibiotics kick in very soon.
ReplyDeleteToo bad about the underarms having agnosia.
Take care.
So happy to hear you are taking some antibiotics now. Hope they kick in real soon. Too bad about the underarms.LOL
ReplyDeleteI really, really hope the first thing you did when you went to work today was to greet your boss, and sneeze in his/her direction, a handshake would have been good, too. Spread the love.
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