If anyone finds my memory lying around unattended, please send it back to me and I'll pay the postage. I seem to have misplaced it somewhere...along with a set of keys, what day of the week it is, my shoes, a file folder, a bank statement, and few other items needing to be retrieved...Seriously. Give it back...
All I can say for sure is that I DON'T HAVE IT! Would you recognize it if you saw it? Did you give it to some street urchin?
ReplyDeleteI lost the Friday paper yesterday, and the only thing I can think of is that my house guest who gets up really early, read it, then used it to wrap the three statues she was taking with her.
Oh, and on day 2 of the 'roids, I was driving somewhere - to Discount Medical if you must know - and all of a sudden I hadn't a clue how to get there. roamed around a little, found the street I needed, and finally made it. Friggun' brain fog.
Get better.
I'm sorry. I lost mine a long time ago. Haven't found them yet.
ReplyDeleteI spotted it on the ferry to the San Juan Islands. It said you needed a break from freaks & weirdos and doogette howser, but promised to be back soon.
ReplyDeleteLove those steroids!
ReplyDeleteIf your lost items were spotted up north, I totally volunteer to retrieve them! I'm sure I'd find them after a week or two . . . hmm, do they kayak?
ReplyDeleteObviously we all love belonging to the Short Bus Club, but I've come to present you with your membership card to the CRAFT Club. (Can't Remember A Fecking Thing)
ReplyDeleteWelcome and Good Bye! (You won't know who we are the next time we meet again, of course.)
I meant to look for it, but my short term memory is shot, so I kept forgetting to look. If I don't keep a list of everything I need/want to do, I never get a thing done.
ReplyDeleteI think I heard a humor that Thing One and Thing Two kidnapped it for ransom. But then changed their minds and buried it deep in the backyard.
ReplyDeleteSo I suggest that you try to find a scrap of memory for the Princess of Darkness to smell. Then send her out into the backyard with a bone to exchange for the memory so that Thing One and Thing Two don't notice that their newly-stolen memory has gone missing.
After that, the only remaining challenge will be to get the Princess to give your memory back without clawing it to death first.