Sorry...I've been away Joining The MOOvement at the regional MS150 for the past 3 days. Be back soon! (Or at least as soon as I can get my car unpacked and once again find my a$$ with two hands and a mirror, which I can't locate now!)
Where are you?! This place is too serious without you around. You need to moooove your behind to where ever the cheese churns best and blog your udders sore... that was a bad analogy. Please don't harm any udders in the making of this blog. I'm a vegetarian. >:)
Don't cha remember? Your mirror is up your a$$, along with your brain! The only way to find both is to lay down, close your eyes, fall asleep and to dream a good eight hours. Upon awaking you'll miraculously find your a$$, mirror, brain and ... perhaps your heart? Oh bother...I was just told you left your heart in Houston where it was destroyed by Ike! Too bad, so sad.
I love the new logo you created there. I think that should be a tee and bumper sticker. I'd make a adjustment to the tire tracks and run them right over the bovine's face. geesh..I'm vilolent this morning...
Sorry...I've been away Joining The MOOvement at the regional MS150 for the past 3 days. Be back soon! (Or at least as soon as I can get my car unpacked and once again find my a$$ with two hands and a mirror, which I can't locate now!)
We'll be waiting to pick you up on the MS "short bus." See you then.
ReplyDeleteWhere are you?! This place is too serious without you around. You need to moooove your behind to where ever the cheese churns best and blog your udders sore... that was a bad analogy. Please don't harm any udders in the making of this blog. I'm a vegetarian. >:)
ReplyDeleteDon't cha remember? Your mirror is up your a$$, along with your brain!
ReplyDeleteThe only way to find both is to lay down, close your eyes, fall asleep and to dream a good eight hours. Upon awaking you'll miraculously find your a$$, mirror, brain and ... perhaps your heart?
Oh bother...I was just told you left your heart in Houston where it was destroyed by Ike! Too bad, so sad.
Hurry back sistah! I miss your sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteI miss cheese.
ReplyDeleteBut then, I've been saying that for 10 years now, ever since I became intolerant of lactose.
Hurry back! :)
I love the new logo you created there. I think that should be a tee and bumper sticker. I'd make a adjustment to the tire tracks and run them right over the bovine's face. geesh..I'm vilolent this morning...
ReplyDeletei've missed your rambling, crazy posts!
ReplyDeleteWell, Love if you need a hand finding it...
ReplyDeleteALWAYS, All-The-Friggen-Ways Great to see you!!!
xo
T
ps pass the guac...