You may want to not name your jpegs with half the answer - I originally thought you were referring to losing half your hair, and I was afraid the teats were going to be some sort of breast reference (my territory) - then when I saw the file name I got the rebus thing.
I had to really ponder on the Chinese ideogram. I suspected your life was not sheer and utter kung pao at this moment.
If I take off my glasses and look sideways at the monitor until my eyes water it looks almost like Hell. But that can't be.
Afterall in just one day, fifteen hours, and twenty four minutes your sister is arriving!
And the weather is not hot like you were complaining about the other day.
Could your life be Hale? As in Hale and hearty, not Alan Hale from Gilligan!
Or maybe it's not a word. Maybe it's a tree and a white picket fence and two of those plaster lions you see in front of McMansions. You're getting married and moving into a gated community and joining the Junior League?
First pass, I thought your life was like 'Naked Asian Farm Animal Porn' ... as in 'Disturbed' and 'Free on the Internet'. But then I though: No, maybe it's like a puppy with two peters ....
Can you solve the riddle in the picture?...It truly IS my life in this moment!
I got the Shear-Utter part, but I don't speak Chinese! LOL I could fill in the blank with a few choice words though.
ReplyDeleteerrrm. Milking Tibetan goats?
ReplyDeleteLove a good riddle!
ReplyDeleteYou may want to not name your jpegs with half the answer - I originally thought you were referring to losing half your hair, and I was afraid the teats were going to be some sort of breast reference (my territory) - then when I saw the file name I got the rebus thing.
I had to really ponder on the Chinese ideogram. I suspected your life was not sheer and utter kung pao at this moment.
If I take off my glasses and look sideways at the monitor until my eyes water it looks almost like Hell. But that can't be.
Afterall in just one day, fifteen hours, and twenty four minutes your sister is arriving!
And the weather is not hot like you were complaining about the other day.
Could your life be Hale? As in Hale and hearty, not Alan Hale from Gilligan!
Or maybe it's not a word. Maybe it's a tree and a white picket fence and two of those plaster lions you see in front of McMansions. You're getting married and moving into a gated community and joining the Junior League?
Hmmn? That wouldn't be the F word would it?
I keep coming back to Hell. I hope I'm wrong.
A riddle. I suck at riddles.
ReplyDeleteFirst pass, I thought your life was like 'Naked Asian Farm Animal Porn' ... as in 'Disturbed' and 'Free on the Internet'. But then I though: No, maybe it's like a puppy with two peters ....
ReplyDeleteI like his answer!
ReplyDeleteToo much for my the chunks of gunk in my MS SPaz mind for me to even attempt!
ReplyDeleteWell ... I'm gonna take a stab at shear and udder HELL????
ReplyDeleteMAN I HATE HAVING TO THINK -- IT HURTS ME HEAD!
Ah, a "rébus". I used to do them when I was a kid (but I spoke French then so, excuse my French...)
ReplyDeleteSheer and Utter Insanity? (My Chinese is "fictitious" :-)
That is one confoosled looking sheep. (But I like the, uh, hair, over one eye. Gives it a teenage rake look.)
I don't know about your life, but this posting and its comments are SHEER UTTER CHAOS.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Joan! She took my answer!
ReplyDelete(But I like Pa's guess best, LMAO)
Sheer utter confusion?
ReplyDeleteand here I thought you were complaining of wooly teats and swearing about it in Chinese. (shrug)
ReplyDeleteSheer and udder hell. Cute, but really reaching for it.
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