Blogstipation...

That's the official diagnosis anyway...I am suffering from Blogstipation. This somewhat serious and hopefully not chronic condition has occurred because of a lack of proper compelling substance in my life currently...AKA, quality fiber of life.

Symptomology presents itself subtly...first signs of Blogstipation are noted when great effort is needed to push out a post. One may experience a fullness in their head, compounded by mental lethargy. Bloating of the mind eventually sets in, creating an inability to conjugate verbs, spell simple words, or formulate cohesive sentences. Pained writing of blog posts may be signs Blogstipation has become acute and immediate attention to the substance of one's life should be examined.

Blogstipation should not be ignored. It can be a sign of more serious illness, such as lack of meaning in one's life. There are several over the counter remedies to assist with Blogstipation, such as finding interesting topics via news feeds, reading the local paper, and discussing politics with friends. But these are only temporary fixes for this disabling disease. It is believed ultimately the best and most lasting remedy for Blogstipation is to get a life.

If you also suffer from Blogstipation, know that you are not alone. An online support group will be forming on a webpage near you...

(And if this post wasn't enough "potty" humor for you, click on this link to see what other local Seattle bathroom humor happened today!)