In The Words Of MDMHVONPA..."GAH!!!!"

So...as you all know, I have been flying around the hut and village trying to get many projects done before the MS150 Bikacide Ride next weekend. I HAVE to complete the majority of projects this holiday weekend, because I return to work for two days starting Tuesday, then leave for LaConner, WA, on Thursday. And because I am the "hostess with the mostest", I want everything to be in order...my OCD depends on it...my anal retentive nature thrives on it...if you listen closely, you may even be able to HEAR my anus squeaking its song as I make these preparations...LOL

Today, I sent an email out to all the beloved riding team members with a list of all things I have planned to entertain and feed them. I think the list is quite extensive...considering it is free food and booze, I doubted anyone would complain. Here's the email:

While all of you heroic riders are winding up your training rides for next weekend, I've been putting together what I hope will be a party tent experience...YOU deserve it! Face it...SMYELIN BABES will be the tent where everyone wants to hang out because we're cool. LOL

Here's a list of what you can expect. If there is something not on the list that you'd like to have, please bring it. The tent will be set up Friday afternoon/evening and I look forward to meeting each of you:

Wines: Hogue Chardonnay
Washington Hills Rainier Red
Avery Lane Merlot
MadHouseWife Cabernet Sauvignon
Meridian Pinot Grigio
Covey Run Syrah

Beer: 12 pck Corona (regular)
12 Alaskan Amber
12 Fat Tire
12 Coors Light (just for Pete!)

Margarita's--shaken (no electricity/blender available...sorry Stefan!)

Bottled Water
Coke/Diet Coke/Rootbeer

Fresh Fruit Bowl
Fresh Veggie Tray
Veggie/Meat Wraps
Variety Cheese and Meat Tray
Crackers
Chips/Salsa
Homemade Cookies (Martha Stewart lives!)
Homemade Pico de Gallo (I'm from Texas...what can I say?!?)
Some kind of chocolate?

Streamers/balloons/table service/banner/decorations
Large battery-operated CD stereo (for blasting Queen's "We Are The Champions" LOL)

I will NOT be dragging my 40 pound massage table with me out of desperation for space in my car...but as offered, I will gladly apply my massage training skills to anyone in need of "sore spot" attention...and that would be arms, necks, backs, and legs just for clarification! LOL

See you there,

Signed ME with my illusive last name

SO...as I am scurrying about the hut this evening, making final shopping lists for my trip to Costco (large warehouse store on the West Coast) tomorrow, I receive this email from Dr. She Who Will Not Be Named:

I'll bring my disco CD's :)
how about Buffalo wings????

WOOT?!?! She did NOT just ask for Buffalo Wings?!? She DID NOT think I would actually comply with her outlandish wishes?!? Or DID she?....Hmmmm.

So, I gave it some thought, and this is the email I sent back to her:

That sounds great! I didn't know you could cook...looking forward to it....argh argh argh.

I am a lot of things, but I am NOT my neurologist's "bitch"...(or am I?!?) I can already tell the "princess" may need to be bitch-slapped before next weekend is over! Better yet, I'll just instruct my insurance company to withhold payment on my next visit...that oughta do it...LOL...